One afternoon, about a month ago, I came home to find my Saints garden flag missing. I scoured my yard, looked all in the bushes, EVERYWHERE. I pretty much came to the conclusion that someone had stolen my flag. The stand it is on, it would be really hard to fly off the stand. I waited a few days and then ordered a new one. I expressed this entire saga to my friend, Lisa. See, Lisa and I are Louisiana peeps. We follow our teams together and talk about "home" a lot. I called her first to tell her about my flag. She was as mad as I was. About a week after my flag disappeared, I found it! It was in my mailbox with a typewritten note: "Sorry for the inconvenience." I immediately called her and told her in all my excitement. Please note that Lisa had no part in the disappearance of my flag. I truly believe my flag was taken by possibly a kid in our neighborhood and some Mama made them return it. That part is still a mystery.
Fast forward a few days later - I get an email from Lisa and I's mutual friend, E. She tells me she is going to "take" Lisa's flag as a practical joke. And so Lisa's saga begins....she first accuses me of taking it. Then our other mutual friend, Rebecca. We didn't lie. We didn't have her flag! E let the joke go on for 5-6 days. It was HILARIOUS! One day, I took a pic of my flag (exactly like mine) and sent Lisa a text with the picture caption of "I'm okay. They are taking good care of me." from Jason's work phone, with a number Lisa wouldn't recognize.
Last Saturday, I got a text with a picture from Lisa:
Her flag had been returned. But it had been tortured and E had taken pics of the various forms of torture:

It's hard to see in the picture but the flag was posed as being used as toilet paper, flushed in the toilet, put in the fire place, run over by the car, burned by a lighter, cut with garden shears, used to pick up doggy doo, and bleach poured on it. Rest assured her flag didn't really have these things to it. It was all in good fun.
E - This was shear genius!
Lisa - You better come up with a revenge. Just don't do it to me. I was just the accomplice ;)
Until next time...